How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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anne hatthaway

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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