- Anti Joke

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Flab

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

i love antijokes

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

your mom

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Rock mattress.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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