What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Womens Rights.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Knock knock What

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Women Voting

My mom.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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