Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Women's rights

69

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Nathan Gooderson.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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