- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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