- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

So a black man hails a taxi...

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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