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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Hi

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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PENlS.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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