Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What's 9+10=? 19

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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