- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

A woman comes at the doctor.

This is my joke. funny

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

who farted your mother

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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