- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

ugh good riddance

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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