How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Anti Joke

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