penis

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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