A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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The 19th Amendment

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti jokes.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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