- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Yes. Just Yes.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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