Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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marshal sterio had sex

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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