what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

black people

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

guess what what? nothing.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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