- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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