Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Anti Joke

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