What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

guess what chicken butt

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Vagina-Boob

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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