- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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