Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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you will now laugh.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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That didn't hurt.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Anti Joke

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