Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Civil Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Woman's rights

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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