Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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women playing football?

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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DOWN

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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im a selling a car

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Enchilada

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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