- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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