Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Potato.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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