- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

math test 2=2

haha, you're an orphan

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Potato.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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