- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

stop it ryan vallee

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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