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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Knock Knock Come in

whats better than 24................. 25

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