- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

My mom.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

How old is victor? Old

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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