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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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