whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Penis-Pump

Society.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Gadaffi

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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