- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Hi my name is Jim

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

guess what what? nothing.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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