- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

don't look behind you

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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