- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What did the clock say? The time.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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