Your mom

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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