- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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