- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Gadaffi

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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