:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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man boobs

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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hi. thats what she said.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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