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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Does this napkin chloroform?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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