women outside of the kitchen

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Nothing yet CC

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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asian drivers.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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"Up to 50% off."

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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sarah taylor

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Women Voting

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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