If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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general tso's broccoli

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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