What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Video Games

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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