What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

George Bush does not care about black people.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

guess what chicken butt

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Period Blood

Women's rights.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

This site is easy to upload to...

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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