- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

Where is my tractor?

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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