- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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