Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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No it isn't.

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Barack Obama

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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