Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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How old are you? 20

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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