- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

Why did I get raped

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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