- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

A russian gives away vodka.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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