- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

women outside of the kitchen

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

why did i fall? i got pushed!

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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