A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Knock Knock Come in

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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