What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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The Holocaust

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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