- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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