A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Your mother is a man.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What did the clock say? The time.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Knock knock What

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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