- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

9/11/2001

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Girls

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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