Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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