Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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