What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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womens rights to vote

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Do you need any assistance?

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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