Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Poop

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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