- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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