- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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