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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

A russian gives away vodka.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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