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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

ballsack

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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