Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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