- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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