What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

How did th-A fridge.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

the cast of the jersey shore

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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