i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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hello

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What's up? A direction...

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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man boobs

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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