How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Nice weather we're having.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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