A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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