- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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