What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Reed is poopin

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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