- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

how did little johnny die? i killed him

what is big and white? the moon

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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