What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Japan called... They need help.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Cleveland winning something

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

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