Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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