There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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