What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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