What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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How old are you? 20

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Womens rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Ham sandwich

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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