- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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