A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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