What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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guess what what? nothing.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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You should never talk to strangers.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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