- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

9/11/2001

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Gabe Mercado

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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