- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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