Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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How did th-A fridge.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Obama

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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