What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

the cast of the jersey shore

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

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