Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Are you a human?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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