What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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anti jokes

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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