An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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