- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

I am on a escalator.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Hearpin my durp

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Who is a knob? ross d

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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