Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

democracy

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Women's rights.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Anti Joke

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