- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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