Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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