- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Do you know what they say? Words

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Smart Blondes

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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