- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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