Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Where is my tractor?

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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