- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

motley crew

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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