when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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motley crew

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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