- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Wats a joke?

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

The weels on the bus go...flat

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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