- Anti Joke

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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I'm gay. No homo.

No it isn't.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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