- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Women's rights.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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