- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

this is a joke

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

A child with cancer grows up.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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