Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

women have rights

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Michael Brown

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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