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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

ROSS G IS OBESE

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

No. Yes.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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