- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

what happened to your gran you tell me

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

what's brown and sticky? a turd.

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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