what is big and white? the moon

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Black People.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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