- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

1+1 =? Too

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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