Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Black People.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Alt F4

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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