- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

wanna hear a joke? not really

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Period Blood

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Ouch.

asian drivers.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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